Sunday, May 04, 2008

something new is coming...

a new People Food video will be coming soon... and its going to be great.

Monday, March 17, 2008

old news

why don't we have news like this in CA? Damn this is funny.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Nice Toms

it's almost been a full month that I haven't eaten red meat or pork, I kept the chicken because if I cut all meat out right away I don't think I could have lasted this long. I'm not a big fan of chicken anyway so it might be easy but I guess I can only wait and see.

So cut the meat out... was in Vegas for a week... then came home four days later I found myself on a friends band's tour bus back to Vegas just for kicks... then flew back a day later.

So now I'm home and pretty sure I'm about to catch the dreaded flew that everyone had a few weeks ago. Great.

I do believe that "Nice Tom's" is LA's new pick up line... thats all I've been hearing from random cute boys... "Niiiice Tom's" or "I like your Tom's". So now that my new Tom's came in the mail today (they are so cute I love them) we'll see if the public likes them.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

I LOVE this man.

How could I not Ben Whishaw is so amazing... just look and more importantly listen to him.. ugh I love his voice. He is too cute it kills me.

space heater pt. 2

it was a self tanner not a space heater... he Fucking Sunburned his Eyeballs! That just cracks me up. Oh and half his face was burned too. They didn't date again after that. He can see just fine.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

space heater

so a german friend of mine... back in his mid 20's had just moved into a new apartment and didn't have much in it just yet, it was winter and the previous tenants had left behind their old space heater. My friend had a date with a girl that evening but had a few hours to kill till them so he wanted to read and keep warm by the heater. Two hours or so later he got up to go pick up his date and along the way to her house started feeling really weird, and his vision was getting a little blurry and by the time he reached her front door he completely lost his sight and went blind while he was trying to find her door buzzer. His date opened the door to find him freaking out and not able to see so she quickly took him to the emergency room where he was examined and bandaged up and his date took him back to his house... so much for a first date right?

I'll tell you why he lost he felt so weird and lost his sight... later.

TBC

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Bag Heads

Winnie and Topanga

Wade and I came up with a new reality show idea... putting Danica McKeller aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years and Danielle Fishel aka Topanga from Boy Meets World two teen actors who quickly disappeared from Hollywood shortly after there "Savage Brothers" shows ended. They would be and interesting combo to have together... one who left to have a "normal life" and trying to re emerge but only to be in shitty B films and another actress who quit Hollywood to become a mathematician and write a book called "Math Doesn't Suck" or something like that. It could be funny right? or maybe not.