Thursday, January 17, 2008

I LOVE this man.

How could I not Ben Whishaw is so amazing... just look and more importantly listen to him.. ugh I love his voice. He is too cute it kills me.

space heater pt. 2

it was a self tanner not a space heater... he Fucking Sunburned his Eyeballs! That just cracks me up. Oh and half his face was burned too. They didn't date again after that. He can see just fine.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

space heater

so a german friend of mine... back in his mid 20's had just moved into a new apartment and didn't have much in it just yet, it was winter and the previous tenants had left behind their old space heater. My friend had a date with a girl that evening but had a few hours to kill till them so he wanted to read and keep warm by the heater. Two hours or so later he got up to go pick up his date and along the way to her house started feeling really weird, and his vision was getting a little blurry and by the time he reached her front door he completely lost his sight and went blind while he was trying to find her door buzzer. His date opened the door to find him freaking out and not able to see so she quickly took him to the emergency room where he was examined and bandaged up and his date took him back to his house... so much for a first date right?

I'll tell you why he lost he felt so weird and lost his sight... later.


Saturday, January 05, 2008

Bag Heads

Winnie and Topanga

Wade and I came up with a new reality show idea... putting Danica McKeller aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years and Danielle Fishel aka Topanga from Boy Meets World two teen actors who quickly disappeared from Hollywood shortly after there "Savage Brothers" shows ended. They would be and interesting combo to have together... one who left to have a "normal life" and trying to re emerge but only to be in shitty B films and another actress who quit Hollywood to become a mathematician and write a book called "Math Doesn't Suck" or something like that. It could be funny right? or maybe not.